Tweet 10. Your magic Jack phone number given to you is 911. 9. You order of Hummus delivered to your by a Drone,. 8. You have been ticketed for DWM (Driving While Muslim) 7. The color of the National Security Alert changes to red every time you drive by the airport 6. The only thing that you enjoyed in your last trip, is being frisked at the airport. 5. On your fBook , the writing is on the wall. 4. You have more twitter followers than Madonna. 3. Your mailman stop delivering your mail from oversee 2. You have been arrested for sleeping over with other Arabs friends (sleeping cell) And…
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The Falafel war
TweetAn airplane ride has a different meaning for Arabic-speaking people these days. I was advised not to bring anything metal or ethnic on the plane. I politely declined the airline’s special “helal meal” for Muslims, which includes no pork products. My wife warned me repeatedly that I’d be the target of a “random” search. However, the flight went off without a hitch and I had the good fortune of sitting next to a young Israeli man who seemed polite and cautious; we avoided each other for a few thousand miles until I started playing an Arab movie on my laptop. It could be dangerous nowadays to show any Arabic leanings…