10. Your magic Jack phone number given to you is 911.
9. You order of Hummus delivered to your by a Drone,.
8. You have been ticketed for DWM (Driving While Muslim)
7. The color of the National Security Alert changes to red every time you drive by the airport
6. The only thing that you enjoyed in your last trip, is being frisked at the airport.
5. On your fBook , the writing is on the wall.
4. You have more twitter followers than Madonna.
3. Your mailman stop delivering your mail from oversee
2. You have been arrested for sleeping over with other Arabs friends (sleeping cell)
And the #1 sign that an Arab American is being watched by the FBI
1. 1. FBI, stands for Falafel Behavior Investigation.
Ahmed Tharwat …. in the middle
Ahmed Tharwat Im a host and producer of the Arab-Muslim Americans TV show BelAhdan with Ahmed (with open arms), a weekly TV show that airs on public TV Mondays at 1030PM. As a regular speaker and contributor on Public Radio show All Thing Considered, I have shared my unique view of world and American political and social events. As a regular contributor to StarTribune, the Pioneer Press, and Twin City Planet , also he has written to national and international magazines, such Slate, Diversify Inc and Al Jazeera English. I won the Pioneer Press community columnist award in 2000. In all my work, I have been Trying to bring Arab/Muslims to mainstream Americans..
. I believe that when it comes to politics
“Nobody has a monopoly on stupidity”
In The Middle ...
Ahmed Tharwat/ Host
BelAhdan TV show
Freelance Writer, Public Speaker, International Media Fixer