10. Your fever is higher than you IQ
9. People actually asking you to put your nose up.
8. The only kiss you got in the last month is from your pig.
7. Even your Muslim friends no place to be found.
6. Your work is calling in to tell you, you are sick
5. Why me I never had pork.
4. The only friend you have left is in the closet.
3. In the bathroom you don’t have to use the “Shtaaf” for assistance.
2. Your nose is running faster than you are.
And the #1 sign that you have the Swine flu
1.You are the only one standing in line at the supermarket