10. Find WMD (Wondering Madly Desert)
9. Get American Oil from under their sand
8. Spreading democracy in Baghdad after stopping it in Washington
7. Practice new weapon on new people
6. Attack them there so you they won’t attack us here
5. Change Saddam regime … to a new diet
4. Find employment to the new cowboys
3. Need to reduce a 7,000 civilization to a green zone civilization
2. Dick Chaney told me to do it
And the #1 reason why Bush invaded Iraq
1. i iPod, iPhone, iMac so why not iRaq
