10. If you do all your groceries shopping online
9. If you think mission is unaccomplished in Iraq
8. If you become kind to a Muslim
7. If you think Dick Chaney should stay in his bunker
6. If you ask for a national health care
5. If you voted for Barak Obama
4. If you have support Israel fatigue.
3. If you think American torture is just torture
2. If you support feet-bath in public places
And the number 1 sign that the terrorist won
1. If you wake up and smell the Humus
