10. Your nightmares are now Arabic TV series.
9. You are enrolled in angry management program.
8. You believe in one state solution, state of resistance.
7. Your satellite dish is on your front lawn.
6. You think America has WMD (Women Men Decadence)
5. You name your son Jihad and your daughter intifada
4. You have boycotting fatigue
3. You always end up your sentence with death to America
2. Your neighbors keep on moving away.
And the #1 sign that you are watching too much Al Jazeera
1. You lost your TV remote