Top 10 signs that your federal stimulus didn’t really work
10. It came inside a Viagra package
9. It was issued by the same bank who is foreclosuring on your house
8. it was coupons to spend at McDonald’s, have your way!
7. Instructions ask you to write hope 1000 times in order to work.
6. The expiration date was past due
5. Stimulus won’t work with the dead.
4. Warning: Battery is not included
3. The delivery federal officer now is living in your basement.
2. You got IOU promissory notes
And the #1 sign that your federal stimulus didn’t work
1. 1. You have to be a millionaire to get it
Ahmed Tharwat …. in the middle
Ahmed Tharwat Im a host and producer of the Arab-Muslim Americans TV show BelAhdan with Ahmed (with open arms), a weekly TV show that airs on public TV Mondays at 1030PM. As a regular speaker and contributor on Public Radio show All Thing Considered, I have shared my unique view of world and American political and social events. As a regular contributor to StarTribune, the Pioneer Press, and Twin City Planet , also he has written to national and international magazines, such Slate, Diversify Inc and Al Jazeera English. I won the Pioneer Press community columnist award in 2000. In all my work, I have been Trying to bring Arab/Muslims to mainstream Americans..
. I believe that when it comes to politics
“Nobody has a monopoly on stupidity”
In The Middle ...
Ahmed Tharwat/ Host
BelAhdan TV show
Freelance Writer, Public Speaker, International Media Fixer