Top 10 signs that your federal stimulus didn’t really work
10. It came inside a Viagra package
9. It was issued by the same bank who is foreclosuring on your house
8. it was coupons to spend at McDonald’s, have your way!
7. Instructions ask you to write hope 1000 times in order to work.
6. The expiration date was past due
5. Stimulus won’t work with the dead.
4. Warning: Battery is not included
3. The delivery federal officer now is living in your basement.
2. You got IOU promissory notes
And the #1 sign that your federal stimulus didn’t work
1. 1. You have to be a millionaire to get it
