10- Change them as you change your mood
9. Your pets wouldn’t even sleep on them
8. A new girlfriend included
7. Overweight friends don’t visit you any more
6. A drive through order
5. You ask your guest to make a chair and have a seat
4. A disposable culture, remember
3. You have so many garage sales
2. It only has one sleep number, Zero
And #1 advantage of having an IKEA furniture
1. Get that Swedish shit out of my house, I need to relax.