Top 10 things that may last longer than a Turkish Military Coup
10. Traffic jams
8. Smirk on Gingrich’s face
7. Time Al-Sisi spends dying his hair.
6. Trump comb-over hair
5. Drinking a Large Coke
4. An Egyptian nap.
3. Shopping for a new Jaguar.
2. A game of PokemonGo at central park
and the #1 thing that may last longer than a Turkish Coup is..
- The Egyptian Military Coup