A tank moves into position as Turkish people attempt to stop them, in Ankara, Turkey, early Saturday, July 16, 2016. Turkey’s armed forces said it “fully seized control” of the country Friday and its president responded by calling on Turks to take to the streets in a show of support for the government. A loud explosion was heard in the capital, Ankara, fighter jets buzzed overhead, gunfire erupted outside military headquarters and vehicles blocked two major bridges in Istanbul. (AP Photo)
Top 10 things that may last longer than a Turkish Military Coup
10. Traffic jams
9. Viagra
8. Smirk on Gingrich’s face
7. Time Al-Sisi spends dying his hair.
6. Trump comb-over hair
5. Drinking a Large Coke
4. An Egyptian nap.
3. Shopping for a new Jaguar.
2. A game of PokemonGo at central park
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and the #1 thing that may last longer than a Turkish Coup is..
