New York Republican Congressman Peter King’s hearing on “radicalization” in the U.S. Muslim community prompted the lawmaker to establish a guideline for Muslim Americans to test their radicalization level.
Here are the Top 10 signs that you are becoming a radicalized Muslim American
10. Watching Al Jazeera more than 4 hours a day.
9. Having Hummus & Falafel for breakfast
8. Not standing during the National Anthem at your 8 year-old kid’s basketball game.
7. Shopping at Holyland instead of Wal-Mart
6. Voted for Obama and Keith Ellison at the same time
5. Started growing your beard.
4. Visiting your family in the Middle East more than once a year.
3. Driving While listening to Quran (DWLQ)
2. Going to local Mosque on Fridays
And the #1 sign that you are becoming a radicalized Muslim:
1. Your name has Osma in it …