10. If you stop going shopping
9. If you think things are not going well in Iraq
8. If you become kind to a Muslim
7. If you ask for attorney general resignation
6. If you ask for a national health care
5. If you vote for Barak Obama
4. If you don’t support Israel
3. If you think American torture is just torture
2. If you support feet-bath in public places
And the number 1 sign that the terrorist one
1. If you wake up and smell the Humus
