“They’ve just been Coldplayed” .”
“Uh oh. Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy.” Commented Chris Martinthe Coldplay frontman, during a concert at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, when the Jumbotron camera zoomed in on a couple in the crowd. The woman quickly turned her back away, and the man ducked out of sight behind a barrier as if the devil himself had spotted him. The terrifying faces of the couple were worthy of another iconic painting, The Scream. The internet and social media are blowing up, as someone posted on X, “ Shoutout to Coldplay for bringing the whole internet together for one day”. A simple Google search for “Coldplay Concert Couple” or Coldplay CEO yields over 91 million hits.