Category: Top Ten List

Top 10 signs that an Arab American has been watched by the FBI

10. Your magic Jack phone number given to you is 911.

9. You  order of Hummus delivered to your by a Drone,.

8. You have been ticketed for DWM (Driving While Muslim)

7. The color of the National Security Alert changes to red every time you drive by the airport

6. The only thing that you enjoyed in your last trip, is being frisked at the airport.

5. On your fBook , the writing is on the wall.

4. You have more twitter followers than Madonna.

3. Your mailman stop delivering your mail from oversee

2. You have been arrested for sleeping over with other Arabs friends (sleeping cell)

And the #1 sign that an Arab American is being watched by the FBI

1. 1. FBI, stands for Falafel Behavior Investigation.

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Top 10 reasons why I’m a Muslim

Top 10 reasons why I’m a Muslim

10. Don’t have to deny other monolithic religions

9. We are not the chosen people, everyone is.

8. Like to meet god five times a day

7. Eating pork never appeal to me

6. Born once is painful enough

5. None-violence resistance is an oxymora

4. Anyone can join in peacefully

3. we are people of the center

2. Simplicity

And #1 reason why I’m a Muslim

Enjoying being frisked at the airport

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To ten reason giving by Barak Hussein Obama he is not a Muslim


1. My first name, Barak is a Jewish name means blessing.
2. My last name Obama is an African name means not a Muslim
3. My Middle name Hussein is an Arab name means Jesus
4. I never been in a Masque and I will never be
5. Negotiating with enemies, doesn’t mean I’m a Muslim
6. I face Jerusalem when I pray not Mecca
7. My grandmother raised me to be a good Christian who hates his dad’s religion.
8. I will be anything to be elected, but a Muslim
9. How could I be a Muslim, I’m not even black
10. I hate Falafel and love Dunkin donut.

Good luck brother, you got my vote.



See New Yorker Cartoon about Obama Click

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