Top ten reason why the 81 year old Egyptian president Mubarak should be reelected for another 6 year- 6 term!!!

10. We don’t have to have his son around

9. He can’t do any worst

8. What you know is better than what you don’t know

7. Muslim Brotherhood, he is neither

6. With his age, god is the only political change agent

5. Just to keep up withLibyan Gaddafi

4. Bring him on, we have nothing to lose

3. Pharaonic Egypt deserve a new Pharaoh

2. El Baradei who …

And #1 reason why the 81 year old Egyptian president Mubarak should be reelected foranother 6 year6 term (36 years)

1.Using last election ballots would not just assure his victory but it would save us tons of money!!




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Top 10 things that were overheard people saying on the Algerian Airline trip to Sudan.


10. Don’t worry we are going to Gaza Ya Ryas

9. No seat for you, Only the pilot can sit-down, .

8. The passport is not important as long as you have a knife.

7. This is the 1 million men March.

6. Where is Sudan, in south Africa.

5. What does Hooligans means, a new Algerian dish.

4. What do Egyptian look like, Israelis…

3. Listen up everyone, If we lose we kill them all, and we win we only kill men.

2. I never seen that many angry Algerians since Saddat visit to Jerusalem.

And #1 thing that was overheard people saying on the Algerian Airline trip to Sudan

1. At the airport they asked, Sir, do you have any food hidden in these explosives that you carry.

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Top 10 reason that Washington DC, Sniper Mr. Muhammed won’t get any clemency from the court today:

With approximately 68 months between his sentencing and scheduled execution, Muhammad’s case has taken roughly half the typical duration for death-penalty cases. Nationally, it takes on average 153 months – almost 13 years – between sentencing and execution for death-row inmates, according to 2007 data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics.


Top 10 reason that Washington DC, Sniper Mr. Muhammed won’t get any clemency from the court today:

10. He is a convicted killer

9. He is black

8. . He is Muslim

7. His name is Muhammed

6. America is in a bad mood after Texas shooting,

5. He represented himself

4. No remorse, no clemency

3. O. J can’t you see that he is not a football player.

2. If he did, the terrorist won

And the #1 reason that Washington DC Sniper Mr. Muhammed will not get any clemency from the court today is

1. 1. Did I mention that his name is Muhammed

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