Top Ten things about Football that could make America enjoy watching World Cup

10- It is called Football not Soccer

9. If you dont understand the offside dont worry nobody does

8. No golden goal

7. A tie is called Nil Nil and not Zero Zero

6. It is the only world cup not a world cup

5. Only sport where an old colony gets the chance every 4 years to defeat former colonist

4. Winning is not everything..

3. Only Goalie can use hands

2. A referee assistance not a linesmen

and #1 thing about Football /Soccer that would make an American enjoy watching World Cup

1. halves not quarters

The Top Ten Presidential Campaign Slogans for General Sisi.. .

The Military has groomed general Sisi to be the president of choice, after the military coup that toppled 1st democratically elected civilian president, as a public service here are top ten slogans for his campaign.

#10 We have been running the country for more than 60 years .. it is easy,

#9 Love me true love me tender , but dont give me the 4 fingers

# 8 … the Bullets box…

#7 Bless the hands, … that fucked you..

#6 Ill Finish what I started… whatever that is

#5 Ill be always on time… I have the… O….. watch

#4 I have a dream for Egypt, ..! but you have to be asleep to believe it!

#3 Im the Alpha man … with the dark sunglasses

#2 Dont dare, I liberated the two Squares . … ! !

and #1 campaign slogan for general Sisi

#1 Sisi is the solution …..

Top Ten signs that you are in America

10- national flag in front of house and churches too.
9-playing national anthim at local games.
8-carry concealed guns but flash big smile.
7- talks about peace and always at wars .
6-loving their country, is patriotism, for others it is fundamentalism,
5-wars are crash course of geography about the country they bombe.
4-they ask, do you like it here, as a condition not as a curisty.
3-go to games to eat nd drinks., nd go to restaurants to wach games.
2-country of immigrants dont like immigrants .
1-profiling facial behavior is not a racial profiling.
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