October 2009 – Page 3 – AhMedia احا صحافه

Top 10 signs that your federal stimulus didn’t really work

10. It came inside a Viagra package

9. It was issued by the same bank who is foreclosuring on your house

8. it was coupons to spend at McDonald’s, have your way!

7. Instructions ask you to write hope 1000 times in order to work.

6. The expiration date was past due

5. Stimulus won’t work with the dead.

4. Warning: Battery is not included

3. The delivery federal officer now is living in your basement.

2. You got IOU promissory notes

And the #1 sign that your federal stimulus didn’t work

1. 1. You have to be a millionaire to get it

10. Your nightmares are now Arabic TV series.

9. You are enrolled in angry management program.

8. You believe in one state solution, state of resistance.

7. Your satellite dish is on your front lawn.

6. You think America has WMD (Women Men Decadence)

5. You name your son Jihad and your daughter intifada

4. You have boycotting fatigue

3. You always end up your sentence with death to America

2. Your neighbors keep on moving away.

And the #1 sign that you are watching too much Al Jazeera

1. You lost your TV remote

10. Your magic Jack phone number given to you is 911.

9. You order of Hummus delivered to your by a Drone,.

8. You have been ticketed for DWM (Driving While Muslim)

7. The color of the National Security Alert changes to red every time you drive by the airport

6. The only thing that you enjoyed in your last trip, is being frisked at the airport.

5. On your fBook , the writing is on the wall.

4. You have more twitter followers than Madonna.

3. Your mailman stop delivering your mail from oversee

2. You have been arrested for sleeping over with other Arabs friends (sleeping cell)

And the #1 sign that an Arab American is being watched by the FBI

1. 1. FBI, stands for Falafel Behavior Investigation.