The Sin City… whatever happened there … is honesty

I just visited Las Vegas for the first time. In all these years, the Sin City had never seduced me in spite of its flashy façade screaming its invitation and its attractive moral slogan promising to keep everything I do a secret. The reason for my visit came from a very unlikely source: my niece’s husband, who works for a multinational company, came from Egypt for an international sales conference for the Middle/ Far Eastern branches. This event brought lots of Muslims to the desert city for an unlikely pilgrimage, where you could witness them clustering and strolling in the casinos at ease. I thought the casino should have offered foot baths and praying rooms to handle the influx of brothers. It also occurred to me that for those who think Muslims are coming to America to change our Judeo-Christian values, relax a little. Gambling and other hedonistic pleasures are alive and well and become American pastime sport. Americans spend almost $50 billions on gaming every year, more than what they spend on movies tickets. 70% of all gambling revenue comes from these wonderful, colorful entertaining slot machines, where millions of people spend most of their time trying their unlucky fate, cut off from time and modern life pressure. However I was very skeptical about what the Sin City could offer me, since I don’t enjoy gambling or rental sex. But something else was very refreshing about Las Vegas, something I didn’t find in other major cities on the east or west coasts like Boston, New York, Los Angeles or San Francisco, those big shot cities with their tired sophistication and pretence of higher culture pretence. Las Vegas offers an honest artificiality. Vegas is in your face, brutally honest about its shallowness. They don’t promise you all these illusion hope that the free market commercial culture pretends every minute of our life, Las Vegas is the illusion itself and no denial of its artificial originality, the Statue of Liberty doesn’t represent or claim liberty, and they see to it stays that way; the Luxor hotel, the Eiffel tower in little Paris Las Vegas, the Venetian, and Caesar’s Palace are all fake places to Lure you for gambling and paid pleasures. Forget about the Eastern sophistication and pretension of the New Yorkers, Bostonians, or the fantasy pretense of the west coast encapsulated in Walt Disney and Hollywood beauty; those are provincial cultures, not real, all merely facades displayed in museums and culture centers. Las Vegas doesn’t exhibit culture in museums, doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it really is, a place for fun, gambling and for-profit sex, wherever you go that’s what you see. “For me,” writes Marc Cooper an author, “Las Vegas is the last, most honest place in America. Vegas is the American market ethic stripped completely bare, a mini-world totally free of the pretenses and protocols of modern consumer capitalism. Watching it operate with barely any mediation generates nothing short of an intellectual frisson.” Desert produced prophets and also Las Vegas after all!

Everything is happening on the strip inside these fancy cathedrals where commerce replaced culture. Even at the airport, once you pass the fake security, you can start getting busy gambling where is the real terrorist you would face is your luck. You don’t see a church, a temple or a mosque, you don’t see a culture center, you don’t see government buildings – these are not even worth faking. This city is governed by other higher moral code where they don’t care who you are and how much money you make, the slot machines and prostitutes don’t really care and give you the same treatment. Latino immigrants standing in the street with wallet-sized cards of naked young women promoting the only literature of the Sin City to its visitors. You don’t have to pretend in Las Vegas, since whatever happens there is honesty. You don’t have to pretend that you are going to make it there because you know you are going to lose, but so is everyone else. You don’t have to pretend to love someone to have sex, you know you are going to pay and there is no feigning otherwise. People come from all walks of life to indulge in an “honest” world of artificiality. To have a true fake city like Las Vegas, you need to think and always admit the original source of the fakeness, you don’t claim it. In Vegas unlike other cities, they don’t claim liberty with the original Statue of Liberty; they don’t claim history by displaying a fake Sphinx; they don’t claim sophistication by displaying the fake Venetian or little Paris; and they don’t claim greatness when they display a fake Caesar palace. The East Coast cities where they do profess sophistication and great cultural history also try claiming its origins. The New Yorkers didn’t give us modern life and liberty, the French did. The Bostonians didn’t give us the sophistication and culture, the British did. And the Middle East gave us Jesus, not the Bible Belt in Texas that turned Jesus to a blond white man. So if you lost your heart in San Francisco or couldn’t make it in New York, go to Las Vegas, where you may find your soul.

Ahmed Tharwat/ Host of the Arab American TV show Belahdan

Airs Sundays on MN public TV, 10:30pm

www.belahdan.com

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The Beckham Mania


Last Sunday the highly-touted and long-awaited British footballer, David Beckham, finally showed up at the Metrodome in Minneapolis. The media hype of the arrival of the new American superstar is a phenomenon that has nothing to do with the beautiful game of soccer and a lot to do with the beautiful footballer. The challenge facing soccer in the U.S. is much greater than can be influenced by a “hot” 33-year-old player who “looks better than 99% of his gender,” according to C.J., a columnist at the Star Tribune.

Apparently, the LA Galaxy paid a whopping quarter of billon dollars for Mr. Beckham to cross the Atlantic to expand his commercial skill and not his soccer skill. Wherever he shows up across America, there is a 24/7 media coverage that takes over the sports news, including interviews with the soccer superstar and hysterical teens. Could the 33-year-old footballer be sent to save our lost soccer soul? As a celebrity, he was Google’s most searched of all sports topics, and overnight he became the most elite advertising brand in America and a top fashion icon. According to C.J., “he is the most photographed man alive”, and she knows thing or two about beautiful people.

The real question is whether the global brand will deliver as advertised– will he help give soccer a shot at the Americans sport stage? I’m not sure. David Beckham is an aging player with his prime days behind him. As a midfielder, short of his skill at kicking and bending the ball on set-pieces, he is practically devoid of the creative vision needed to become a great world class soccer midfielder. Those who stand out in today’s game the likes of Kaka, the most creative Brazilian soccer player who ever played the game; the Portuguese Deco; the German “Emperor of Soccer,” Franz Beckenbauer; the Shakespeare of the soccer world, the Argentine Juan-Roman Riquelme; or even the tenacious Ghanaian midfielder, Essien. If the thousands of Minnesota fans who paid up to 175 dollars to get a glimpse of the British superstar, had considered that in all these years, as a leader of the English national team, Beckham had failed to lead them to any significant glory, would they still be screaming and cheering his good looks. Every four years the national English team–without the African players who contribute so much to the English Premier League–ends up in obscurity on the international stage. What has made the British soccer league the strongest league in the world is not the likes of David Beckham but the influx of the skilled African players like Drogba, Meickel, Maloude, Kalau, Essien, Touri. Just as the British got sick and tired of PM Tony Blair’s artificial political sophistication, they also got rid of David Beckham in unceremonial fashion for the same reason: artificial soccer sophistication. Now, instead of appealing to the core soccer fans in inner cities and immigrant communities, the LA Galaxy and MSL are trying to introduce Hollywood celebrity soccer to America, when they are actually more interested in showing Beckham’s latest fashion and product line.

David Beckham won’t raise soccer quality or awareness in this country; what he is going to raise is the price of soccer tickets and t-shirts! The “unbending” truth is that David Beckham stands for everything wrong in our professional sport nowadays, which is more about celebrity and personality and not so much about talent!

Ahmed Tharwat/Host

Arab American TV Show Belahdan with Ahmed

Airs every Sunday on Public TV

www.belahdan.com

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Top 10 sign that the terrorist won

10. If you stop going shopping

9. If you think things are not going well in Iraq

8. If you become kind to a Muslim

7. If you ask for attorney general resignation

6. If you ask for a national health care

5. If you vote for Barak Obama

4. If you don’t support Israel

3. If you think American torture is just torture

2. If you support feet-bath in public places

And the number 1 sign that the terrorist one

1. If you wake up and smell the Humus

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