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Top 10 Things Trump may be saying in Saudi Arabia!!

 

Donald Trump‘s speech on Islam is being drafted by Stephen Miller, who previously drafted the administration’s failed travel ban on seven Muslim-majority countries.!!

here are  few advices, of the

Top 10 Things Trump may be saying in Saudi Arabia

10. Islam is Huooooge relegion
9. Love Beautiful Muslims babies
8. Heaven gate has my name on it
7. Marrying 4 women is ok
6. Virginity test, done that
5. Muslim Ban, just kidding.
4. Islamophobia, just Phobia!
3. Islamic State, Saudi Arabia
2. I pray at least 5 times, on golf course !
…and #1Things Trump may be saying in Saudi Arabia
The King and I…. Salamo Alikoum

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Top 10 list of How you survive Thanksgiving Dinner with a Trump Supporter !

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How do you survive Thanksgiving dinner with a Trump supporter family member !
10. Come late leave early .
9. Take off your hearing aids
8.Start drinking before you go!
7. Wear a Baseball hat
6. Stick with sports
5. Build a wall across table! 
4. Keep your mouth full
3. Don’t bring the old immigrants story!
2. Going to the bathroom more often
and the #1
. …Nothing but white meet! 
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Top 10 things that may last longer than a Turkish Coup

A tank moves into position as Turkish people attempt to stop them, in Ankara, Turkey, early Saturday, July 16, 2016. Turkey's armed forces said it "fully seized control" of the country Friday and its president responded by calling on Turks to take to the streets in a show of support for the government. A loud explosion was heard in the capital, Ankara, fighter jets buzzed overhead, gunfire erupted outside military headquarters and vehicles blocked two major bridges in Istanbul. (AP Photo)
A tank moves into position as Turkish people attempt to stop them, in Ankara, Turkey, early Saturday, July 16, 2016. Turkey’s armed forces said it “fully seized control” of the country Friday and its president responded by calling on Turks to take to the streets in a show of support for the government. A loud explosion was heard in the capital, Ankara, fighter jets buzzed overhead, gunfire erupted outside military headquarters and vehicles blocked two major bridges in Istanbul. (AP Photo)

Top 10 things that may last longer than a Turkish Military Coup

 

10. Traffic jams

9. Viagra

8. Smirk on Gingrich’s face

7. Time Al-Sisi spends dying his hair.

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Top 10 signs that muslims hven’t been assimilated, according to Trump

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Trump thinks Muslims don’t ‘assimilate.’ here are the Top 10 signs that a Muslim hasn’t been assimilated yet, according to @realDonaldTrump
_10 Praying at mosque not home
_9. Breaking fast at sunset not sunrise
_8. Hasn’t gone to Las Vegas yet
_7. Eating Hummus more than 3 times a week
_6. Speaking Arabic on flights
_5. Double dipping at parties.
_4. Haven’t watched American Sniper movie yet.
_3. Not eating pork at least once.
_2. Having more than 4 children
and the # 1 sign that a Muslim hasn’t been assimilated. yet
_1 not reporting on any of  those Muslims above.
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Top ten reasons why Arab Americans don’t tweet

 

1.      We have enough people following us, no thanks but thanks.

2.     Tweeting is for the birds

3.     FBI, is not the name ID for Fahhy Basha Ibrahim

4.      If you can’t tweet you must quit

5.     I have been following Egyptina president Husni Mubarak for more than 28 years no update yet.

6.     140 characters or less, that is juts my name

7.     Following someone who is following me, is a paranoia

8.     It is not Halal..

9.     wake up and smell the Hummaus

and 

10.   no idea… hard to follow.

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